The palace gates are being polished…

Royal Pet Ceremony MVP preview

Every pet deserves a knighthood.

Tell us their worst habit. The palace will turn it into a royal honour.

Or tap the gate itself. On a computer you can drag the doors.

Long may you reign
Lord Whiskerton, Royal Chamberlain

Present the portrait

One clear face photo is enough. Two more angles make the finished story look even more like them.

  1. Archive opened
  2. Secrets recorded
  3. Ceremony in preparation

The royal archive

Every answer ends up in the ceremony.

Please tell the court their name.
Address them as
Their worst habit
Their greatest fear
Favourite food

Frame their portrait

Your full photo is shown first. Drag or zoom if needed, keeping both eyes and ears visible.

Drag · pinch or scroll to zoom

The court will hear the case of…

Check everything before the ceremony begins.

This is what you'll receive

Example finished royal portrait certificate, marked EXAMPLE
By royal decree · Example

Legendary Sir Biscuit, of Legal Standing, Baron of Borrowed Socks

For a legendary collection of borrowed socks, Biscuit is hereby awarded the Diamond Sock Medal, and won over Bishop Quackers with Clause Seven of the Royal Pet Charter.

Biscuit steals your socks and causes all sorts of trouble. But Biscuit will always be your little knight.

The Royal Knighthood Pack
  • A 3D royal portrait of your pet, checked by hand
  • An HD royal certificate, ready to print or share
  • Delivered to your email within 24 hours
Every pack is made from your own pet's photo and answers.

Tap when the paw is in the gold.

Your pet’s ceremony photo
Your ceremony photo · Royal portrait made after checkout
By royal decree

Portrait thumbnail

Your royal portrait is next

Example finished royal portrait certificate, marked EXAMPLE
The Royal Knighthood Pack$14.99
  • The finished royal certificate: HD, 4:5, ready to print or share
  • Delivered to your email within 24 hours

Not delighted? We'll repaint it once for free, or refund you before we start.

How is my portrait made?

Preview checkout only. No payment will be collected.

Want it as a real keepsake, like a gold-foil ID card and medal?
Royal commission · Checkout preview

The court painter has begun.

This is a preview. No payment has been collected, no order has been placed, and no email will be sent.